esslaurent:

love—is-my-weapon:

poopflow:

it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs 

and so we actually have some work experience to put on resumes

that’s actually a really good idea

People are dicks when you work a customer service job. They assume because you’re wearing that uniform that you must be an idiot or that you must serve their every nagging whim. I totally support this idea, let everyone have a taste of the buisness. 

(Source: poopflow)

Me: *watching 'beauty and the beast'*
Tv: "NOOOO OOOOONE'S SLICK AS GASTON -"
My 20-year-old bro: *opens my door quickly* "NO ONE'S QUICK AS GASTON - NO ONE'S NECK'S AS INCREDIBLY THICK AS GASTON'S - FOR THERE'S NO MAN IN TOWN HALF AS MANLY - PERFECT A PURE PARAGON!" *closes the door*
aannabear:

This is just amazing.
The cutest ask reply ever. 
skylinesandcitylights:

GAMBIT #17JAMES ASMUS (W)CLAY MANN (A/C)• Gambit’s latest solo series reaches its climactic conclusion!• Torn between his separate lives - mutant hero and master thief – Gambit is forced to make a choice between the two, with major consequences for what comes next!• But he better make his choice fast - because he’s trapped at the center of a deadly super-villain riot! (And a few of them may have scores to settle with Gambit himself.)
because it’s my #blubber flubber bumper humper fatty patty flabby daddy