littlemisshamish:

How about John’s e-mail to their neighbours?

Roses are red

My shoes are brown

Fuck you, neighbours

We won’t “keep it down”

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Roses are red

The lady was in pink

No, we can’t stop shooting the wall while having coitus

It’s Sherlock Holmes’ kink

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Roses are red

My body is also red

Sherlock covered me in strawberry jam

‘nuff said